I’m eating saltines and sipping Sprite and haven’t gotten out of my bed (other than to pee) in roughly 20 hours.
I have been struck down by the plague.
If I saw you in the past 2 days, take a Purell shower.
PS - I think I’m going to go cry for a little while because I have to cancel about a million super amazing plans I had for this weekend. Fml ;___;